Bathroom Mishap

Stephen came home from work yesterday. I was in the living room playing with Zander while he took off his gear and changed into some more comfortable clothes. Stephen finally comes into the living room with a sad and embarrassed look on his face. I asked him what was wrong. He told me he broke the toilet seat, haha! This is the second time he has broken the toilet seat since we've been married. I couldn't stop laughing. The first time it happened we were newly married and going to school. Stephen got up one morning to get ready to go to class and came back in the room where I was still sleeping. He had the exact same sad face and told me he broke the toilet seat. He was really embarrassed. I died laughing! I got up to look at it and sure enough it was cracked right down the middle, haha, I don't know how he keeps breaking them, but it gave me a good laugh. This time it broke on the side. These aren't the plastic seats, mind you, that's why its so puzzling how he breaks them.